Affiliated rockledge high School students who did whatever they wanted with no fucks given, it was also used to fuck with dbs (dirty boy swag) who were actual dildos
Random person: why is there a dick sharpied on the entire bathroom wall that's like 8 feet long?
Me: fuck must be them dildo boys fucking around... Again.
Me: fuck must be them dildo boys fucking around... Again.
by Dildoboys March 2, 2019
Get the dildo boysmug. When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.
by PeterPoot69 July 8, 2017
Get the kentucky dildo derbymug. A person who is an asshole or loser, someone who is usually discribed as a faggot.
"Jeez, that kid is such a dildo chomp."
"Jeez, that kid is such a dildo chomp."
by DickWeeeeed July 14, 2014
Get the dildo chompmug. by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021
Get the juicy dildomug. Dildo is a sex toy made out of plastic or silicon and it represents a penis. It is used mostly by younger women (and some gay guys idk lol) and its purpose is to sexually satisfy, whether it's anal, vaginal or oral satisfaction. Plural form of the word 'dildo' still remains unknown to humanity, so you should just choose which one would you like to use: dildoes, dildos or dildees. Also, it is worth mentioning that if your friends see that you have a dildo or you straight up tell them that you have a dildo, you might get weird looks. Depends on who your friends are. And it also depends on your gender. If you are male, you will get disgusted looks. But again, depends on who your friends are. And for the love of God, hide that dildo you got from your family members, cause if they notice, you will have an awkward life.
Grandma: *enters your room* Oh my lovely child! Your grandma brought you some cookies and an apple pie, your favourite!
You: Aww, thanks Grandma, you are the best!
Grandma: So how are you?
You: Well, you know, casual, I got a job recently, I'm trying my best there.
Grandma: That's really good! *looks around your room* You are still keeping that teddy bear I gave you for your 6th birthday! How lovely...
You: Yeah...
Grandma: Oh, and what's that purple thing you got there next to your teddy bear? I can't really see, let me get my glasses.
You: Grandma no.
Grandma: *puts on glasses* Alright, let's see...
You: Grandma, seriously don't.
Grandma:*realizes that you have a fucking dildo in your possession*
- You stare there awkwardly, silently letting out a *sigh* as you proceed to live a very awkward life, as you know that moment will haunt you forever. Grandma's eyes get wide and they roll up, she falls down, and proceeds to have a heart attack, stroke, and a seizure. All at the same time.
Your life just became a huge disappointment...
You: Aww, thanks Grandma, you are the best!
Grandma: So how are you?
You: Well, you know, casual, I got a job recently, I'm trying my best there.
Grandma: That's really good! *looks around your room* You are still keeping that teddy bear I gave you for your 6th birthday! How lovely...
You: Yeah...
Grandma: Oh, and what's that purple thing you got there next to your teddy bear? I can't really see, let me get my glasses.
You: Grandma no.
Grandma: *puts on glasses* Alright, let's see...
You: Grandma, seriously don't.
Grandma:*realizes that you have a fucking dildo in your possession*
- You stare there awkwardly, silently letting out a *sigh* as you proceed to live a very awkward life, as you know that moment will haunt you forever. Grandma's eyes get wide and they roll up, she falls down, and proceeds to have a heart attack, stroke, and a seizure. All at the same time.
Your life just became a huge disappointment...
by LeMurko April 28, 2020
Get the Dildomug. by Dildoclock December 7, 2017
Get the dildo clockmug. by Yourdadsgirlfriend February 25, 2022
Get the Dildomug.