by Towboat Bud March 9, 2020
Get the 69 Salad mug.Hairy view for two can turn into a musty "SHU 🤧". Please be sweetie and clean your "pretty"... because that thick Ole pussy is waiting for slippy to smash her spotty so she can show u that sloopy toppy so U CAN SCREAM SEXI MAMI, so she can get pinned like a fucking champ because she just succeeded n sucked ur soul n your tounge got tired and now u gotta punish her pussy for being so good by making her cum everywhere n then hit it again cause she's a squirter n u feel like a god damn G..n, she wanna go for round 4... marry that bitch!
Man, she soul snatched me with her 69, imma introduce her to my family. That's wifey, made me pray for her pussy and God himself delivered 🙏
by Badpussy92 July 12, 2024
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The number 69 is the numerological symbol for the sexual act that is the one true act of Gender Equality in a hetero relationship. Where both the Male and Female of the Couple Give and Recieve pleasure equally. (More so when performed laying on their sides)
The number 69 is the numerological symbol for the sexual act that is the one true act of Gender Equality in a hetero relationship. Where both the Male and Female of the Couple Give and Recieve pleasure equally. (More so when performed laying on their sides)
Wife: Shall I prepare a Dinner for 2
Husband: well you know I always enjoy a "69"
Wife: as equally do I
Husband: well you know I always enjoy a "69"
Wife: as equally do I
by toetoe82 November 29, 2022
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Ah, 69.... what can i say about it? It surely represents something you dont want to hear from your parents bedroom or litearly anywhere else.
Teacher: Kids, open the page 69.
Kids: "laughing"
Teacher: Why are you laughing over a number?
Martin: BECAUSE ITS A SE-
Teacher: Because its a what?
Martin: Actually nevermind..
Kids: "laughing"
Teacher: Why are you laughing over a number?
Martin: BECAUSE ITS A SE-
Teacher: Because its a what?
Martin: Actually nevermind..
by Capybara lover😼😼 June 24, 2023
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