The kind of girl men usually are in a relationship with/marry, who are plainer boring non-talkative subdued women because its the next best thing to having nothing at all, its like having a pet that you can f*ck. They're usually brunette and short and somewhat pretty but never beautiful.
(go to maxim.com you'll find a lot or your local club)
(go to maxim.com you'll find a lot or your local club)
2 hot single girls walk into a grocery store and see a pocket vag in the wonder bread isle with her boyfriend.
girl 1: it's not fair we're hot and still single!
girl 2: it's because we're not pocket vags
girl 1: it's not fair we're hot and still single!
girl 2: it's because we're not pocket vags
by maribbaby October 9, 2009
Get the pocket vagmug. One's butthole, wherein which an individual can get away with smuggling small objects into restrictive places like prison or a concert venue without getting caught.
Josh: Bro, do you have the ganja?
Tim: Yeah, the security was super strict though...they patted me down top-to-bottom. Lucky for us I figured I'd put it in my jail pocket just to be safe.
Josh: Ewwwww dafuq nigga no wonder this weed smells like ass. *proceeds to vomit*
Tim: Fuggit bruh, yolo....blaze it! *proceeds to smoke a bowl of ass weed*
Tim: Yeah, the security was super strict though...they patted me down top-to-bottom. Lucky for us I figured I'd put it in my jail pocket just to be safe.
Josh: Ewwwww dafuq nigga no wonder this weed smells like ass. *proceeds to vomit*
Tim: Fuggit bruh, yolo....blaze it! *proceeds to smoke a bowl of ass weed*
by JimboWales May 13, 2015
Get the jail pocketmug. pocket pool is a pastime a lot of cadets engage in -- playing with their cock & balls through a pant-pocket.
by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020
Get the pocket poolmug. when lucy walked in the room, i had a pocket rocket. she couldn't stop staring at it bulging out of my shorts. that lucy is a horny little devil.
by timingway September 24, 2014
Get the pocket rocketmug. "God's Pocket" in common usage is a refference to any orifice that can be used in absence of pants or handbag.
Woman 1: "This dress is so tight i'm not sure where to hide my stash"
Woman 2: "Just put it in God's pocket. They can't look there without a warrant."
Woman 2: "Just put it in God's pocket. They can't look there without a warrant."
by Jamie C. Bailey January 9, 2009
Get the God's Pocketmug. The space in between the breast in a good fitting bra. Makes an excellent pocket for a girl whose pants or skirt may not have regular pockets.
Jill used her girl pocket to hold her cell phone while she used it with speaker phone. This allowed her to keep her hands free.
by jgray2 October 30, 2008
Get the girl pocketmug. Guy 1: Herro, How about that carnival?
Guy 2: Yea how did that go?
Guy 3: It was fine. Only bad thing was I only had a ten dollar bill to change for quarters so I was walking around with a Jewish pocket the whole evening.
Guy 2: Don't worry about that.
Guy 2: Yea how did that go?
Guy 3: It was fine. Only bad thing was I only had a ten dollar bill to change for quarters so I was walking around with a Jewish pocket the whole evening.
Guy 2: Don't worry about that.
by ianself March 20, 2009
Get the Jewish Pocketmug.