The act of meeting a female stranger in a public setting, usually where alcohol is served, with the intention of hooking up later on to have sexual intercourse, and once successful, immediately fleeing the female's abode after she has fallen asleep.
Dude 1: hey man, let's go to the bar and find some nasty whores. Dude 2: alright, you thinkin' about a pork n' bail? Dude 1: yea, i'm not looking for anything long-term. Dude 2: yep.
by Beauxgrass July 17, 2009
Get the pork n' bailmug. A sexual act during which a man covers his penis in peanut butter while his partner fills his/her mouth with jelly and proceeds to perform oral sex upon the penis. Fun for all! YUM!
Special note: While one may use any variety of jelly, it is best to stick to creamy peanut butter. Chunky is simply too dangerous.
Special note: While one may use any variety of jelly, it is best to stick to creamy peanut butter. Chunky is simply too dangerous.
male #1: "Damn yo! My girlfriend surprised me with a PB n' BJ last night for my birthday!"
male #2: "Strawberry?"
male #1: "Nah, dude...grape."
male #2: "Sweet."
male #2: "Strawberry?"
male #1: "Nah, dude...grape."
male #2: "Sweet."
by ThePasswordIs October 20, 2010
Get the PB n' BJmug. by awolfalone December 18, 2012
Get the ctrl+shift+nmug. Originally known as jibe slide but due to popular demand it has been changed to “jibe ‘n’ slide”.
The process of entry into a girls pants whilst dancing with her in a night club.
The procedure starts with the right hand entering the female’s pants via her bottom and then cunningly sliding the hand around the body of the victim until the hand conveniently arrives at the clitoral area.
At this point, the "jibe 'n' slide" has been successfully accomplished and the perpetrator can engage in the intended activity of a sexual nature.
The process of entry into a girls pants whilst dancing with her in a night club.
The procedure starts with the right hand entering the female’s pants via her bottom and then cunningly sliding the hand around the body of the victim until the hand conveniently arrives at the clitoral area.
At this point, the "jibe 'n' slide" has been successfully accomplished and the perpetrator can engage in the intended activity of a sexual nature.
Alfie says : Jesus Christ; Herbert has just gone for the jibe 'n' slide on Sylvia.
Arthur says : Fuck me, he has done it in a record time of 1.38 seconds.
Mavis says : That is disgusting, although you have to hold your hands up to Herbert, he is a jibe 'n' slide legend!!
Arthur says : Fuck me, he has done it in a record time of 1.38 seconds.
Mavis says : That is disgusting, although you have to hold your hands up to Herbert, he is a jibe 'n' slide legend!!
by Richard13510 March 20, 2008
Get the jibe 'n' slidemug. When a man lathers his shaft in peanut butter (creamy, not chunky) and gently coats his balls in marshmallow fluff before a woman gives him fellatio.
"Emily, can you get the Jiffy? I'm in the mood for a fluff n' nutter."
"Joe, my life's dream is to give a fluff n' nutter."
"Joe, my life's dream is to give a fluff n' nutter."
by let me touch your tralala January 31, 2015
Get the fluff n' nuttermug. when a girl is sucking your dick and you blow the load into her hand. Then she rubs it all over your balls and you t-bag her righteously
Rick: Yo dude i heard Kruz gave Caroline some beef n cheese last night!
DJ: Yea man she had slimy balls all up in her mouth! I'ma get that shit from Alicia tonight! Holla at meh
DJ: Yea man she had slimy balls all up in her mouth! I'ma get that shit from Alicia tonight! Holla at meh
by Lionel the Lion September 19, 2009
Get the beef n cheesemug. by GoD_Metonic June 1, 2009
Get the Bloop n' Doopmug.