grandma blowjob

something that's not as effective as it could be but still gets the job done.

Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.

by thatswhack June 12, 2018

Blowjob

Used as currency in prison

Usually tie your hair back when doing it
Never let a woman’s mouth close without asking for a blowjob first

Hola gringo I’m feeling kinda horny, you know what I’m saying
Ye I gotchu fam. One blowjob on the way

by Despacito5 August 17, 2018

Chipmunk Blowjob

When they suck your balls into their mouth and munch on them like a chipmunk

Dude she gave me a fucking chipmunk blowjob last night!

by DarkHallowed October 10, 2023

Blowjob

Is when you blow on a other gender private parts

Yo That dudes blowjob felt so good

by sexxyopussom September 20, 2023

National Blowjob Day

Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on June 25th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.

Can I have head its National blowjob day.

by Polo.boi June 25, 2020

Boronia Blowjob

When a woman appears to be performing the act of fellatio to her male partner, but in reality she’s exhaling into the alcohol interlock device in his car, in order for the car to be started.

I thought I saw Darren getting a gobby off some bird the other night but then I realised she was giving a Boronia Blowjob so his commodore could start up.

by zoffler69420 October 2, 2023

Embrasive blowjob

The embrasive blowjob, was most found in the summer time.. the way he caresses the throat with his shaft so smoothly. as he mutters those sweet little lies of his lust, "oh your as sweet as the little air that's left in my throat..darling" a deep inner thought embraced me<3

I walked up to my majestic king's arms , he held me close. muttered softly into my ear he loved me. got onto my knee's his hands embracing the back of my head holding my head so closely. I love his embrasiveness <3 -embrasive blowjob-

by Awwsosweet8 February 1, 2018