Chronic Bitchless Syndrome, defined (in simple terms) as “the infinite failure to gain bitches, or a lackthereof.” Chronic Bitchless Syndrom (or CBS) is most common in men between the ages of 14 and 21, but can also occur in higher severity amongst those older than 21. Signs of Chronic Bitchless Syndrome include: significant periods of time spent on social media platforms such as Twitter, Discord, or Reddit, acute misogyny, general bigotry, foul aroma, poor skincare, dry or musty hair, and poor fashion sense. Scientists have yet to find a cure.
“No wonder he can’t get a date. He spends all day on Twitter, doesn’t shower, and hates women. We should get him tested for Chronic Bitchless Syndrome”
by henry the hoeless May 8, 2023
Get the chronic bitchless syndromemug. When someone is agressive towards everyone else because they are small and feel the need to assert dominance since it is not already obvious.
Some guy ran into my car and knocked off my mirror, leaving a small scratch on his door. He got out of his car and started screaming at me. I think he had Little Dog Syndrome.
by O' Chungus February 25, 2023
Get the Little Dog Syndromemug. by ZokiBBC August 2, 2022
Get the Greek Syndromemug. Refers to a semi-serious malady whereby an impatient/cantankerous person habitually "whimpers 'n' growls" using long drawn-out wordless/meaningless noises that, if written out phonetically, would consume a whole lotta letters other than consonants, such as "Aaaaaaaaaarrgghhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhh...!" or, "Eeeeeeeeeennnggguuuuuuuuuhhh...!"
I never take my spoiled-rotten teenage cousin along on family shopping-trips anymore... the lengthy wait-times between stores, our unwillingness to purchase the unnecessary/overly-expensive items he desires, our inability to go around to all the places he wants to visit, and the late hour that we usually get home all conspire to give him a major case of irritable vowel syndrome, and this constant fretting takes all the cheerfulness out of the trip for everyone else.
by QuacksO September 24, 2017
Get the irritable vowel syndromemug. A contagious syndrome whereby an individual understands and has revised all the content in class but pretends to be perpetually confused to conform to the status quo.
For example, telling your friends you don't know what a quota is just before your economics test, but then getting full scores for it, is the perfect example of Nathan syndrome.
For example, telling your friends you don't know what a quota is just before your economics test, but then getting full scores for it, is the perfect example of Nathan syndrome.
by anonymous April 18, 2022
Get the Nathan syndromemug. When people realise they have a limited amount of time left at something, so feelings are more rushed and intense than they normally would have been.
The term originated from people at military bootcamp because they would find themselves falling in love very quickly.
It is also often seen among college seniors during the spring semester, before graduation.
The term originated from people at military bootcamp because they would find themselves falling in love very quickly.
It is also often seen among college seniors during the spring semester, before graduation.
“They’ve only known eachother for 4 weeks, how are they already engaged???”
“That bootcamp syndrome hits hard man”
“That bootcamp syndrome hits hard man”
by bananapielover January 19, 2023
Get the Bootcamp Syndromemug. by NewdlezStan November 15, 2020
Get the Somerset Syndromemug.