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Nasal Sex

A form of sexual intercourse especially designed for men with extremely small cocks to satisfy someone by penetrating the nasal cavities with their 2cm defeater.

It can also define someone putting their nose up someones ass.
I love nasal sex, sometimes cocks arnt enough
by Seal3007 November 15, 2023
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Newton sex

When you are about to have sex with a gut but the situation becomes really awkward because they have an incredibly small and disgusting penis, so you tell them you need to go revise Newtons third law as an excuse to get the fuck away
Person 1: Hey how was your sex last night!!!
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
by Skeleton365 October 18, 2019
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A fight between a Rooster (cock) and a female cat (pussy)
"Hey look over there! The rooster and cat are sexing"
by Max31 November 12, 2021
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Sex Pig

One who loves sex so much that they are a sex addict and they do it for gaining fucking power to abuse and r*** other people.
CK is a fucking sex pig. He wanted to rape a 25 years old woman with his 5 inch penis. He needs to get a grip and not make future babies.
by Chipmunksarecute1800 October 6, 2025
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Sex

a particularly good oxytocin-inducing session with Rose
I went into labour just after midnight on the 29th June, after a particularly good oxytocin-inducing(Sex) session with Rose
by icemix September 24, 2021
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moose sex face

When a girl makes a horrible face during sex resembling that of a moose

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- I had sex with that girl Alex oller and she makes the worst moose sex face

- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face
by the bandit75 May 17, 2014
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Sex For Homework

Passing a class by finding a study buddy to help you study sexual intercourse for the one-night stand exam
Person 1: My teacher assigned sex for homework. Now I gotta cram for a one-night stand exam.
Person 2: Do you want to be my motherfucking study buddy?
by thatonemotherfucka November 16, 2020
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