Alarm Cock

The act of waking up your girlfriend or wife for morning sex before her alarm clock goes off.

I woke up my wife with the "Alarm Cock" for a quicky before she got up to get ready for work.

by JBirch82 July 19, 2012

Cock

A big fat juicy long thing that is owned my me and my fat juicy long thing also known as my third leg

Friend 1: “holy smokes is that a cock?!?”
Me:” hell yeah! My cock;)

by Fkdkgkskgkekfmommy November 23, 2021

Cock Clinger

SomeOne Who wont Get Off Your Case And Wanst to Generally Know The Cocksize of All There Freinds.

"Dude My Cocks 8 inches How Bigs Your"
"STFU YOU DIRTY Cock Clinger"

by Badazzwords August 13, 2009

Cock

A chicken

Garry: I love Jim's cock
Jim: oh

by much waifu January 3, 2023

Cock bonker

An annoying person.

That little cock bonker still owes me $10.

by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023

Cock Top

A real dick head.

A smart ass ass hole.

He makes my blood boil when he talks shit like that to me! He’s a fucking Cock Top!

Don’t talk to me like that! That’s mean, you cock top!

by Lala Anne April 14, 2023

cock ral

A fuck hard that doesn't know shit

Ur a fucking cock ral craig

by Gaza Bulla October 23, 2017