Red Truck Syndrome

AKA: "I can't work on that because I have 'If I work on a red truck I'll die syndrome.'"

A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.

May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.
When asked to work on a red Truck or any vehicle, you respond with "I can't work on that because I have red truck syndrome."
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Oil slick syndrome

When you have a hazy white or oil spill pattern on your penis
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Gynac Syndrome

Used to describe the situation where someone works on something they like for so long that when it comes time to enjoy the fruit of their labour, they're now sick of the object of their passion.
Like how a man studies to become a gynac so he gets to touch pussies all day but now that he is one, after a whole day of handling pussies he doesn't want to touch his wife and just wants time away from pussy.
She's suffering from a bad case of gynac syndrome
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Sun Doggers Syndrome

When a dog senses his owners winding down in the afternoon as the sun begins to go down and they start to act a fool. Becoming extremely playful, aggressive, and engaging in acts of foolery.
Person A: wow, your dog is really hyper right now, are they always like this?

Person B: No, the sun is starting to go down, they have sun doggers syndrome.
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Shitter Dick Syndrome

One of the most rare syndromes, discovered by the world renowned scientist Cannon Cool. It’s where you shit out of your dick.
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Office Headphone Syndrome

When many colleagues in the office wear headphones almost constantly, appearing busy and unavailable for collaboration.
My team at work has office headphone syndrome. We work in the same room and supposed to collaborate with each other, but many people wear headphones almost constantly while working on the computer and appear busy and inaccessible. It's awkward to constantly ask them to take off their headphones, so they're effectively absent, as if they're working remotely.
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Beat marple girl syndrome

When a marple girl is to ugly to pull marple guys, she has to go to a different school to get a boyfriend.
Damn, she got with that guy from haverford, she must have beat marple girl syndrome.
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