Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

by Neener1966 September 5, 2022

Cock Dock

A place where you put your erect or flaccid penis.

Where did I put my cock dock! I washed it yesterday and now I can’t find it!

by OHypo420 September 5, 2022

Afri-cock

1) Portmanteau of African and cock.

2) The penis of an african-american, afro-Latino, blasian, or African male. Typically gigantic in size.

I couldn’t decide between afri-cock and cockasian so I just went with both. At least one was impressive.

Once you taste pure afri-cock there’s no going back to cock-asian.

by getwiththetimes September 5, 2022

upper cock

When the guy gets the girl in the mouth with his hammer

I upper cocked my girl last night

by KrissyKirby96 September 9, 2022

Golden cock

Tutankhamen’ dick.

Tutankhamen was the original golden cock in his tomb.

by Forestdancer September 10, 2022

cock and ball torture

cock and ball torture takes many forms most commonly when your supports aren’t healing you or when you are support and your dps are doing nothing so you have to play dps moira and your dps complain about no heals

bro this is cock and ball torture

ik i just wanted a good game of comp but our dps are utter shite

by best ow player September 11, 2022

cock and balls

CUT THEM OFF THEY ARE NOT REAL THE GOVERNMENT USES THEM TO SPY ON YOU.

Hey bob why are my cock and balls beeping?
CUT THEM OFF THEY ARE GOING TO EXPLODE!

*blows up*

*both die*

by Cockandballsman69 September 12, 2022