Love

A lie, love isn’t real it’s not a thing or even a real emotion it’s simply an excuse for hurt, “love” is pain simply in a different font no one’s ever truly in love because it doesn’t exist.

Someone: he’s the man of my dreams I think im in love!
Someone else ig: no you’re not you’re just hiding (yeh lemme jus shit on ur dreams for a sec)
1st someone ig: yeah i guess you’re right love is a lie

by ZeR0070210 June 21, 2022

Mrs Love

Used to be a hoe in college and gained weight as age got the better of her. Very straight brows and enjoys yeeting kids and their aspirations into the green wheelie bin. Located in the maths office hermitting around a packet of Jaffa cakes.

"hey kids, it's Mrs Love here. lets learn how to slit our wrists :))))"

by yeehawdaddymomyum April 30, 2019

Cooper loves kaelynn more

It’s a proven fact that cooper loves kaelynn more than anything on this planet or known to this universe cause it just is

Cooper loves kaelynn more than anything

by 69696969686968 May 6, 2019

Lovely loner

A person that everyone loves yet has no friends.

He really doesn’t talk to any but everyone talk to him he’s just a lovely loner

by Isthatswavy January 2, 2022

I love Latina’s

Something 9 year old kids say when they see a copy and paste Latina

Tommy: dude I love Latina’s with braces
Ken: have you even seen a real Latina before?

by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka August 12, 2024

Love Hangover

Recovering from the extraordinary mutual experience of love in any form from another person. This can occur sometimes after determining a relationship is not in your best interest for another encounter.

I have a love hangover and I just wanna be sober.

I want my peace to stand but this love hangover has me wanting this piece on this man.

Love can come quickly but the love hangover slowly goes away.

The cure for a love hangover is self-love and healing for a healthier you to get what you truly deserve… not what your current lust or past experiences influence you to have

by Iamtrerochelle September 8, 2021

Love

Love is when he compliments you everyday, and calls you his "pretty lady". Love is seeing his smile and knowing that you've got everything in the palm of your hands. Love is when you're afraid to say "I love you" but you say it anyways.

Love is what I feel when I'm with him.

"Abby loves Zander the most!!!"

by eivvul April 24, 2024