Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.

Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"

by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009

Mia cocks

A girl with blond curley hair. She is very nice and she flinches every time I move 😀

This is My bestie mia cocks

by ._._._._._._._._._.._ May 13, 2021

Cock

Ring’s cock is magnificent and large, it would need 10-20 people to suck the whole thing. Nothing can compare to the large, benevolent cock of his.

Oh my ring, I didn’t know your cock could be so big!

by Painasaur September 14, 2020

The guest cock

When you wanna jack off so bad but you have guests at your house so you can't.

Hey dude, the guest cock happend to me yesterday

by Waluigi's son April 14, 2020

cock sucker thunder cunt

a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants

- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants

'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.

Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.

Bobby went to lick her piss.

by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023

Naughty cocks

A type of cock that slaps you around and goes deep inside of you and makes you have a hard orgasm from naughty cocks

Oh my god I just had the biggest orgasm in my life from naughty cocks on video

by Hannahpetiudie August 12, 2021

cock gobbler

someone’s tight juicy vag that swallows ur cock whole, like gobbling sumn tasty.

it can also double as a mouth ;)

“bro she was a cock gobbler”
“how do you like ur dick sucked?”
“oh, i like a cock gobbler.”

by lilysmommymilkerss August 2, 2022