The idealistic belief that those in law enforcement will perform their sworn duties. Symptoms include depression, disbelief, and cognitive dissonance. Rational people are only affected once then they become inoculated (based).
Steve knew that when the authorities found evidence of wrongdoing, justice would be harsh and swift, but in actuality, Steve was suffering Durham-Barr Syndrome.
by Steve Hoflenson May 2, 2021

When a driver makes their turns at such a wide angle that you can only assume they used to be a commercial truck driver.
What is that old man doing? He made that turn so wide I thought he was going to fly off into that ditch. Maybe he used to be a truck driver so now he has Phantom Trailer Syndrome PTS?
by A.T. Grace March 15, 2015

Jodie Foster Simpism Syndrome - when you simp for Jodie so hard, and you are really in love with her
by t00c00lforscho00l September 16, 2022

A mental disorder that forces the afflicted person to suck toes uncontrollably. This can lead to gum disease and many other sicknesses.
Did you hear John got diagnosed with gun disease?
Damn, is it from his chronic TSS (Toe Sucking Syndrome)?
Damn, is it from his chronic TSS (Toe Sucking Syndrome)?
by Nsmsmgmtmemdmd July 8, 2023

It stands for Ruru-Genshin syndrome. Someone's computer/laptop/mobile is said to have RG-syndrome when their device lags/crashes excessively due to low RAM/ crappy graphic card/ shitty wifi- usually happens while playing Genshin Impact but might occur during other times too.
Person 1: Man, my laptop's been laggin like shit. Ion know what's happening.
Person 2: LMFAOO L bozo. You've got RG-syndrome duh.
Person 2: LMFAOO L bozo. You've got RG-syndrome duh.
by Eleanor8014 November 25, 2023

A syndrome occurring to a man who does not sun his balls. Most typically known as a: soyboy, little bitch, high estrogen levels, a loser
Miami guy1: Did you see Billy Corben crying again on Twitter?
Miami guy2: Bro, did I. That’s every day, that guy has major pale ball syndrome
Miami guy2: Bro, did I. That’s every day, that guy has major pale ball syndrome
by WJHTS August 9, 2022

People who type part of a sentence, send the message, and then finish it in another message (applies to online chat rooms or messaging programs)
Tom: No homo
Jim: Yes
Jim: It's totally homo
Tom: No
Tom: You're just jealous
Tom: My purple orange isn't homo
Jim: Kakagawa, you have Caboose Syndrome.
Jim: Yes
Jim: It's totally homo
Tom: No
Tom: You're just jealous
Tom: My purple orange isn't homo
Jim: Kakagawa, you have Caboose Syndrome.
by Skull Tooth April 14, 2010
