Love

A name only to be used by those who go by the name “Cris” and never to be used ti refer to cats.

“Hey Love, I’m super glad you’re not a cat”

by Grapenuts March 17, 2022

Love

Not a real word. Grow up

Girl: I love you michael
Michael: sex?

by Woahbro December 1, 2023

i love potatoes

holestly, same.

you: i love potatoes
me: i love potatoes

by potatoes are cool October 13, 2023

Love Splaz

Another word for Nut or Cum

I Love Splazzed in my girl last night.

Swallow my Love Splaz

by Love Splazzer December 16, 2019

Love trapped

When you fall in love with someone and end up stuck in an inoptimal location, trapped in a state or region you never even planned to visit because your loved one has family there or is from there and wants to move home; usually a red state

Man: "dude why do you live there?"
Other man: "I got love trapped but the sex is good"

by LoveTrappedinMS December 23, 2021

Genius of Love

What you gonna do when you get out of jail?
I'm gonna have some fun
What do you consider fun?
Fun, natural fun
I'm in heaven
With my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend
There's no beginning and there is no end
Time isn't present in that dimension
He'll take my arm
When we're walking, rolling and rocking
It is one time I'm glad I'm not a man
Feels like I'm dreaming, but I'm not sleeping
I'm in heaven
With the maven of funk mutation
Clinton's musicians such as Bootsy Collins
Raise expectations to a new intention
No one can sing
Quite like Smokey, Smokey Robinson
Wailin' and skankin' to Bob Marley
Reggae's expanding with Sly and Robbie
Oops! Your mama said uh
Oops! Your mama said uh
Oops! Your mama said uh
Oops! Your mama
All the weekend
Boyfriend was missing
I surely miss him
The way he'd hold me in his warm arms
We went insane when we took cocaine
Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon
Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon

Stepping in a rhythm to a Kurtis Blow
Who needs to think when your feet just go
With a hippie-the-hip and a hippie-the-hop
Who needs to think when your feet just go
Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon
Who needs to think when your feet just go
Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon
James Brown, James Brown
James Brown, James Brown
If you see him
Please remind him, unhappy boyfriend
Well, he's the genius of love
He's got a greater depth of feeling
Well, he's the genius of love
He's so deep

by Death Menace March 5, 2023

Love

What I will never get from a female

Love is like peeing in bed I don't have it since I was 8

by Monkehh December 31, 2020