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COCK

Daaaaamn my boy got a HUGE, I mean ENORMOUS COCK
"Come on Cedrick let me see this huge COCK"
"Cedrick's cock is 10 inches long"
by dick0989 March 26, 2021
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Horse Cock

A big 11 pound cock that when it hits you, you will fucking die.
Dude1: Man, this horse is really pretty
Dude2: Ya, his cock is absolutely massive, it is like 11 pounds!!

A big 11 pound horse cock
by SarcasticBean March 4, 2021
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Chronic Big Cock

A double-edged disease which develops when a male carries both recessive alleles from their parents during pregnancy. This disorder is extremely rare as only 20 people are annually diagnosed with the symptoms which include, but not limited to;

-Gigantic Penis

One of the first recorded cases was from a young boy in Albania. It was reported that he first noticed the symptoms when his friend told him to turn around, resulting in his Chronic Big Cock (CBC) hitting him directly in the tempol. 3 days later, the young child that took the severe 'slap' was buried in a closed casket ceremony.
Wow life must be very difficult with your chronic big cock
by miloonc0kefan January 3, 2021
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flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd

PHATT c*nt who hangs around funny people but isn't actually funny
Omg I hate beached whales, they look like flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd!
by 214B May 18, 2023
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Cock Rocket

Similar to piss missile and Swamp Donkey. Describes how hard something was thrown or how hard someone was hit
Guy 1: BROO I JUST HIT JACOB WITH A FUCKING COCK ROCKET
Guy 2: HOLY SHIT DUDE THATS FUCKIN RADICAL
by Tony fettuccine Linguini September 7, 2020
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Cock

The chicken 🐔 from the uhhh like barnyard and stuff
Wow that cock has drip
by Nin10dees October 27, 2023
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Cock Can

When a mans cock is as thick as a coke can
So how was he Johnnie? Girl I can hardly walk this morning. He’s a real cock can.
by kennclie August 29, 2019
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