Sir Jack of Asses

1. The lowest royal denomination in the suit of asses, known for being witty to the point of being hated or stupid enough to constantly say things which get him smacked.
2. A jackass

Thank you for stating the stupid, Sir Jack of Asses

by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007

bitch ass ashley

Bitch ass Ashley is a fake ass motherfucking friend that stabs you in the back.

That Bitch Ass Ashley

by Mrs.maliekLand January 27, 2017

Jive Ass Nigga

A individual constantly in blatant violation of the "G- code".
2. A mufucka dats full of shit.

Man I ain't fooling wit dat jive ass nigga Joe.

2. Yo mama down der wit dat ol' jive ass nigga Mr. Robert.

by DaGame_god November 3, 2015

pook-a-hot-ass

The twisted pronunciation of the name Pocahontas.

-Raven Riley is a real pook-a-hot-ass.
-Oh,yeah she is.

by derfahrer January 19, 2008

smack ass groovy

(1)something that is awesome on epic levels.
(2)someone or something that is sexy and cool.

meaning 1 example
Matt: hey Jordan check out that Ford Mustang.
Jordan: that is smack ass groovy.
meaning 2 example
Jordan:what do you think about that girl over there.
Matt: she is definitely smack ass groovy.

by TheSexyNinja December 14, 2010

foot and ass disease

A horrible smell that comes from a wall locker as a result of sweat-soaked clothes piled upon each other over a long period of time. Usually occurs with college students stockpiling their dirty laundry.

Holy shit Travis, this room smells like foot and ass disease!! When was the last time you washed your nasty ass clothes?

by UMC January 31, 2008

stupid ass mofo

A person (mostly a friend) who has done something that can be characterized as totally stupid but at the same time has a "mother fucker" aspect to it.

That stupid ass mofo has just come out of jail and robbed that liquor store.

by Sakibestina August 1, 2012