Man i Just Cummed so hard

maybe ill do it more later

man i just cummed so hard that i cried

by Rxplanation March 5, 2023

i been on opium for the last 10 days

“I been on opium for the last 10 days” is a Cartinese phrase which translates to “I’m tweaking”

Normal person: What’s wrong with you?
Cartiologist: I been on opium for the last 10 days

by Xygnate March 14, 2023

i have chicken nuggs in my anus

what someone says if they were smuggling chicken nuggets.

TSA: why do you have 67 chicken nuggets in your asshole

brian: i have chicken nuggs in my anus lol

by fat sealandish fish March 16, 2023

i can act rather silly at times

a silly funny cat with a silly funny face

i can act rather silly at times

by funny silly guy man dude bro March 23, 2023

I have read and agree to the Privacy Policy

The biggest lie ever told.

Ugh, YES, Urban Dictionary! I have read and agree to the Privacy Policy!

by oiwedoeurh February 6, 2023

I want to kill the president of the United States

Something that if you say it in public in the us, you can get arrested for some reason

I want to kill the president of the United States

by Hookedrago February 20, 2023

don’t say i love u day

October 31 is a holiday where u can’t say “i love you” to ur partner

gf-“i love…”
bf”you”
don’t say i love u day

by mj.mj.mj October 30, 2023