Don't corrupt your horses

When someone complains, you respond with this. It means something like "Oh, just look at my situatuion."

Friend: "Aw, dangit. I barely get paid anything. I wish I got paid more."
You: "Don't corrupt your horses. I just got laid off."

by lover1349 December 30, 2009

Riding your bike backwards

Anal sex and or anything that involves anal pleasure

Joe just went "Riding your bike backwards" all over that woman.

by PoniBoyee April 19, 2011

bouldered out of your bonzai

The extream version of being "stoned out of your tree" Think big stone, little tree, therefore really bloody high.

After 4 buckets, I was so bouldered out of my bonzai that the Fox lineup was amusing...

by mangopeach August 24, 2005

shut your head hole

similar to shutup
shut your face, and
shut your noise tube

"shut your head hole Britney Spears!!!!!1 one oh oneone eleven!!!!!."

by kristopher May 18, 2005

goofy off your feet

being really drunk, fucked up, intoxicated,

you so drunk you are goofy off your feet

by Jake Robertson October 30, 2007

put on your pajamas arthur

A way of ignoring someone in a severely condescending manner.

Sir, don't go in there. The paint isn't ready

Put on your pajamas arthur.

by ponytrekker February 1, 2014

popped your comment cherry

being the first to post a comment

yeah bitches, I popped your comment cherry, now what?

by BhadChad March 19, 2011