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I think i’m in love with you

Something you should never say on a first date, as it will ruin the sexual tension between you and your partner. Should only be used as a way to get out of an awkward date.
Ted: I think i’m in love with you.
Robin: What?
by Lijhs August 16, 2019
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Love

LOVE too is an acronym. It stands for "Levels of Violence." A way of measuring someone's capacity to hurt. The more you kill, the easier it becomes to distance yourself. The more you distance yourself, the less you will hurt. The more easily you can bring yourself to hurt others.
Your LOVE has increased
by brain.exe November 18, 2018
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by anonymous November 3, 2023
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Love

Love \,lāb -' able\ a 1 : foolishness 2 : blind inside 3 : presence of somebody or, someone 4 : willingness 5 : mind matters at most , dangerous and lustful or, sins for deadly alibi 6 : sickness - weakness 7 : magical cunieform of language 8 : a habitual manner of communicating <~ cupid><~ bicupid> <a ~ form of marriage>
damn this bitchess last night i "love" it tho they loved too lick my nutsack ... im still awaked dude,
by ChachaSaur2023 June 25, 2023
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Love

A disease. Or a drug. Love feels like butterflies in your stomach and you trust that person then BOOM. Heartbreak.
Dude I love her!

Well get ready for heartbreak
by Certified.Hades.Simp January 29, 2021
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jelly-filled lovelies

A lighthearted and whimsical term referring to breasts that have been enhanced through fat transfer breast augmentation, emphasizing their plump, squishy, and rounded appearance.
These jelly-filled lovelies are so beautiful and squishy that I could jump on them for hours.
by Noisy Jackets October 30, 2025
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no glove, no love

a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex

b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?

lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say

guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.

lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves

guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?

girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.

guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
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