A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.
Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
by Dr. River Song January 17, 2015
A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.
by LOLZDaniel777 June 06, 2017
An act when 2 men put their cocks inside each end of a Chinese finger trap. They move back and forward causing the finger trap to jerk them off and to make them touch cock tips.
by Militaryman2002 May 10, 2016
The Cock that sways left and right
She was so flabbergasted by his DANGALY COCK.
by starballz November 21, 2022
To get drunk and to get laid.
by Pootsicatsa August 15, 2017
"Jenny you fucked Kent last week ?" "Well, I slept with him last night. So, does that make us cock siblings?"
by Skier chick February 19, 2016
After losing a bet during a night of debauchery, Tom was astonished when vulture cocking was administered as the consequence.
by MysticWanderer23 August 31, 2023