The white detritus left stuck to your dick from cleaning up after a masturbation session, usually toilet paper.
Guy1: So did you bang Ally last night?
Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.
Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.
by mike2285 August 7, 2012

he has a big ass cock!
by omgimsogay! April 6, 2023

something big and fat that can go anywhere! it’s like a savior tbh can do anything go anywhere with a hole. beware of the beer cans tho, too thick and too stubby. BE CAREFUL OF THE QUIET KIDS them boy will surprise you istg 😼
shalissa: “you’ve seen jason’s dick?”
marin: “hell yeah i saw his cock”
shalissa: “only thing i’ve seen is my boobs 😔”
marin: “hell yeah i saw his cock”
shalissa: “only thing i’ve seen is my boobs 😔”
by peepeecaca March 2, 2023

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by anoymouslol April 29, 2023

The process through which one hooks a guy up with a girl. This is most often a path of retribution after severe and unnecessary Cock Blocking.
John: "Dude that was a total cock block. Your such an asshole."
Joe: "My bad bro, ill cock attach you later."
Joe: "My bad bro, ill cock attach you later."
by Caesar1911 October 1, 2011
