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cock confetti

The white detritus left stuck to your dick from cleaning up after a masturbation session, usually toilet paper.
Guy1: So did you bang Ally last night?

Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.
by mike2285 August 7, 2012
mugGet the cock confettimug.

cock

an animal, commonly used as british slang. another word for penis
he has a big ass cock!
by omgimsogay! April 6, 2023
mugGet the cockmug.

cock

something big and fat that can go anywhere! it’s like a savior tbh can do anything go anywhere with a hole. beware of the beer cans tho, too thick and too stubby. BE CAREFUL OF THE QUIET KIDS them boy will surprise you istg 😼
shalissa: “you’ve seen jason’s dick?”
marin: “hell yeah i saw his cock”
shalissa: “only thing i’ve seen is my boobs 😔”
by peepeecaca March 2, 2023
mugGet the cockmug.

shit piss cock fart

when you’re so angry
“shit piss cock fart”
did you stub your toe?”
penis
by GGRGRRR BARK BARK June 17, 2023
mugGet the shit piss cock fartmug.

Cock

example for 1) the cock of my county crows every morning
example for 2)John's cock is so small
by anoymouslol April 29, 2023
mugGet the Cockmug.

Cock

Long thing that is good
Cock
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Cock Attach

The process through which one hooks a guy up with a girl. This is most often a path of retribution after severe and unnecessary Cock Blocking.
John: "Dude that was a total cock block. Your such an asshole."

Joe: "My bad bro, ill cock attach you later."
by Caesar1911 October 1, 2011
mugGet the Cock Attachmug.

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