cock watchman

a gay security guard

i almost got caught breaking into a building but lucky for me the guard was a cock watchman so i just flopped out my dong and he let me go.

by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024

to much cock on the block

When there are to many men in one area
When the ratio of men to women is than 2:1 in a populated area be it clubs nightclubs, bars or general area.

Walking in to a nightclub and there is men everywhere and the lone female can barely be seen, and your mate says there's to much cock on the block

by Jackiebird23 December 25, 2013

Venom-cock

When a snake bites your cock and you fuck someone.

Joe's girlfriend died after sex because of Joe and his venom-cock

by Dorydick July 27, 2016

Cock tail

The end result of a night at a gay bar

Dude the bear is looking for cock tails...

by EhmJay69 November 1, 2020

Cock gobbler

Someone who consumes dick at an alarming rate and also only eats dick shaped foods like a little whore.

You my friend are a cock gobbler

by Clifford the big red asshole January 7, 2022

Poster cock

A cock that's so sexy every girl deserves to have a poster on her wall of it

Edwins has a daydream kinda dick that needs to be on a poster so All the girls can masterbate to it , Rachel loves to daydream when she looks at her very own poster cock on the wall of Edwin

by Rachel Lambdin April 14, 2024

Alarm Cock

Waking up your significant other by having sex with them.

Erin was fast asleep when she felt the alarm cock go off at 8am sharp

by Quaxo March 17, 2016