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Hoe-Ass Shit

The most irritating type behavior to encounter. Characterized by it’s signature abrupt sabbatoure style treachery, it often involves clearly intentional thought processes directed toward making life a living hell for no reason whatsoever at a very inopportune time. It can be exhibited by any individual anywhere, but is very commonly encountered in the adult entertainment industry when a bottom bitch has unexpectedly hit her mileage during a pivotal moment that causes unnecessary losses of both money and time. It will also manifest spontaneously from anyone in close vacinity while attempting to complete any meaningful task that will play a major role in making life a living hell in the very near future. During initial development, it is often overlooked for simple idiocy or otherwise routine retarded behavior. This type of undesirable situation always wastes copious amounts of time and resources fancying over frivolous, irritating bullshit. Whatever important bullshit that you were doing will be immediately stopped and forgotten about, forever. This condition can take anywhere from a few minutes to several weeks to resolve so don’t get in a hurry to do anything productive.
Pamela is on some hoe-ass shit tonight which means I’m not going to make money all night.
by GrandFinale501 December 18, 2018
mugGet the Hoe-Ass Shitmug.

burnt ass nigga

Usually a boy that cheated on a down ass girl. He's ugly & tries to be something he's not.
by Babygirldancer June 12, 2017
mugGet the burnt ass niggamug.

corporate grab ass

Meaningless corporate tasks that interfere with real work and tasks of employees;
Corporate events and meetings that waste time, accomplish nothing, and reduce the overall man-power and time to work on the project
My boss wants to play corporate grab ass by holding meeting after meeting for a small project, which could have been completed by now.
by dsoftware May 5, 2008
mugGet the corporate grab assmug.

got some ass on it

Something with a firm, sturdy substantial structure.
Robb: "What kind of cracker would you like with this tuna dip?"
Jim: "I prefer a Triscuit over some other flimsy cracker."
Robb: "Yeah, a Triscuit has got some ass on it."
by wifeoftriscuitlover April 14, 2010
mugGet the got some ass on itmug.

jank-ass mofo

a typical mofo (some one who takes pleasure in screwing moms or someone who thinks theyre "all that"), but unnecessarily redundant and a complete train-wreck
often used to express some form of anger towards another person
Did you see what that jank-ass mofo did?? He gave me a f***ing F on my homework!
by angie gonzalez December 19, 2009
mugGet the jank-ass mofomug.

kick ass cool

Incredibly cool, like kick ass yet so much better. Kick ass cool is used to define only the coolest;)
by dork March 30, 2005
mugGet the kick ass coolmug.

Blind Ass Bitch

God stop squinting and open your eyes YA BLIND ASS BITCH
by kpizzleswag February 19, 2019
mugGet the Blind Ass Bitchmug.

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