sex

what i hear my brother doing 24/7

hey bro doesn't ur brother use condoms when he has sex

by armeen my bath buddy July 24, 2022

sex

what is sex my mother wont tell me

me and my uncle love to do the sex

by yihst September 12, 2022

One function sex

Having sex for the sole purpose of experiencing an orgasm with no extracurricular activities involved.

I hope she doesn't need to cuddle tonight and wants to have one function sex.

by moondoggie84 October 26, 2016

Sex bracket

the numerical category of sexual partners one has had, which usually coincides with the peace of mind one feels in fucking someone of a similar level of sluttiness.

Complimentary to the monetary system, If one finds ones self in a sexual relationship with a partner in a significantly lower 'sex bracket', one may be taxed emotionally by guilt and resentment. This will not usually be enough to end said relationship it will ultimately result in a slow degradation of its quality and usually drag out into a year of misery.

by starinsideahumansuit October 5, 2010

Sex

What I do with ur mom lol

"I had sex with ur mom"

by gockcobbler132 October 18, 2021

Sex Story FUCKING

Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"

Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."

Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.

Hey. Can we do some SEX STORY FUCKING?

Yeah sure big sigma.

by ImAlwaysSoTired August 17, 2024

butt sex

hit it from the back

hey babe do you want to have BUTT SEX

by B R U H moment March 21, 2022