My hot wifey

NotUrJinx on xbox

Me: my hot wifey is NotUrJinx<333
Bob: omg shes hot<3

by DoggoQueen3026 May 28, 2022

Hitting The Wire

A Respectful way to refer to masturbation or self pleasurer.

Kay should really get a girlfriend, he's been hitting the wire the whole summer.

by Dollar$$ June 8, 2022

Chief no Wipey

The act of going #2 and then immediately showering instead of using toilet paper. The term came into existence when an Encinitas man went on vacation with friends and let them know how badly he needed to poop. Upon arriving at the hotel the man pooped & showered. However, his friends noticed that the toilet paper was still neatly folded. Thus the term Chief no Wipey came into existence.

I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom today & had to pull a chief no wipey

by Nathan P Hooker August 5, 2022

Copping the wire

Prison slang for stealing another inmate’s items off their fishing line (the string they use to send exchange items between cells).

Sometimes when the line is sent to the gallery, another inmate snatches it for themselves.

I tried sending Bill some coffee on a line, but he never got it because someone has been copping the wire.

by Bbsuperfan1111 September 14, 2022

Shoe on a wire

A tactic used by Suburban white kids to scare other suburban white kids who grew the fk up.

The retard won't run from us. Let's throw a Shoe on a wire to keep out black friends impressed

by Retarded mutt November 2, 2022

Searching for copper wire coils

Used when someone is picking their pants out of their crack without knowing/disregard for others perception

I can’t go out with Jim, he’s always searching for copper wire coils. It’s gross, but admittedly funny that he thinks nobody sees him do it.

by Bairlyfunny May 31, 2024

The Israeli Wire

A nickname for the “American” conservative media company The Daily Wire in reference to its blatant Zionist agenda.

The Israeli Wire fired Candace Owens because she dared to criticize Israel.

by CtrlAlt_Games January 3, 2025