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I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!
Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"
by GlazeHer June 4, 2025
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bi-winning

Winning simultaneously in two dimensions, i.e., winning here and winning there.
When Charlie Sheen is bi-winning, he's "banging 7 gram rocks" and pornstars at the same time, a win-win situation.
by Johnny Milkshakes March 23, 2011
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WIN-WIN

Describes the mutual benefit and result when a brave human shares their life story.

The human feels more connected with themself.

The other humans feel more connected to each other.

The web of humanity continues to grow through individual life stories.
Brave human shared their life stories to benefit future generations while also discovering personal reflective gems - it was a WIN-WIN.
by the WIN/WIN September 6, 2020
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win

Bro I just got my first win in Fortknife

God for you, you got the dub. Mine was three decades ago
by oply October 20, 2020
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pay-to-win

"Pay-to-win" or "P2W", is a pejorative term for a game that offers any advantage that can be obtained faster or exclusively via commercial transactions over gameplay rewards or the impact of the player's own performance.

This market practice is seen negative because it destroys the sportiveness of games, rewarding mediocre players who look for an easy way to beat the competition or the challenge, instead of promoting fair play.

Imagine, for example, an Archery competition where the archers could optionally buy the right to use laser-dot scope aims in their bows Every archer would look to exploit that artificial advantage, instead of actually improving themselves at the sport.
"I dont play pay-to-win games. It's a waste of effort and I rather use the money to buy real games".
by reedestofreeds July 18, 2022
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Winning

What Charlie Sheen does.
The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning. - Charlie Sheen
by antibomb March 20, 2011
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