Polish win-win

To fool someone twice.

- I can't believe you've convinced her to borrow you money second time. And it's the second time you're not considering paying back!
- Yeah, win-win situation.
- Yeah, Polish win-win situation.

by ojciecpolak February 17, 2022

Bi-Winning

To win here and to win there.

I'm not bi-polar... I'm bi-winning.

by Porter34 March 20, 2011

I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 4, 2025

Winning

What Charlie Sheen does.

The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning. - Charlie Sheen

by antibomb March 20, 2011

Nah, I'd Win

Jujutsufolk brainrot

literally any character imaginable: nah, i'd win

by BojackHorseface January 11, 2024

bi-winning

Winning simultaneously in two dimensions, i.e., winning here and winning there.

When Charlie Sheen is bi-winning, he's "banging 7 gram rocks" and pornstars at the same time, a win-win situation.

by Johnny Milkshakes March 23, 2011

Illegally cashing winning lottery tickets

Kind of like what you are doing.

Hym "Illegally cashing winning lottery tickets."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025