wanker

someone who masturbates

Person A: Wagwan my drilla
Person B: fuck off you dirty wanker go suck a donkeys dick

by rob v2 April 11, 2022

Kunai wanker

Kunai wanker refers to person who plays Wraith in the Apex Legends 24/7 and does have kunai heirloom. Once rare item, nowadays used as an identifier of a wanker.

Freddy: Look at this kunai wanker in our team.

Johnny: Oh god, he will be totally useless again. RIP the ranked points.

by voyceboy November 23, 2020

Wetsuit Wanker

A kook from the Inland Empire who tans in a wetsuit to score chicks

I caught Johnny sprawled out in his wetsuit in the backyard yesterday, what a wetsuit wanker.

by Hang Eleven December 20, 2020

Whitefield Wanker

An upper class guy that uses daddy's credit card to try find himself in Thailand

Oh man, I was chilling with him the other week, he was banging on about his trip to Thailand, he is a totally Whitefield Wanker.

by NomadWordMaker January 7, 2021

wake the wife wanker

little bitch that'll wank off ur wife and beat the shit out of her

wake the wife wanker is so hot and sexy

by wanksbabeandwife January 10, 2021

bunny wanker

A toss pot on COD who jumps up and down.

Fu*k I got killed by a bunny wanker

by ..@..@.. January 29, 2021

didgeridoo wanker

someone that prefers getting wanked off by someone with long acrylic nails

i know a right didgeridoo wanker.. never getting it from me

by longnailednitch January 30, 2021