Werewolf-wanker

Someone who only masturbates during the evening.

Jimmy is a Werewolf-wanker

by Steelpantherfuckinrock November 04, 2016

nan wanker

someone who puts their finger up their nans crusty and ancient fishy fanny and makes their nan cream. your welcome

jaeden is such a nan wanker

by chezzo hoebag July 11, 2022

wanker bombs

The act of catapulting your favorite jelly beans of a male erection into your mouth

Steve: "Damnit Dale, shoot me one of those wanker bombs, strawberry please!"

by Magic Nate February 20, 2023

Buss wanker

A buss wanker is a dipshit ,twat or idiot originated from Inbetweeners

You buss wanker

Your an absolutely buss wanker

by Rubykennyx June 13, 2020

ass wanker

Ass wanker is used in a sentence usually to insult someone for no reason

Adam: That guy is such an ass wanker

by Ass wanker April 11, 2021

Wool Wanker

A certain man who gets triggered by Jotas Playground

LPostCodela is a fucking wool wanker. The gimp lies about his height in his bio. What a wool wanker

by Urnanhasabunion July 17, 2022

Waffling wanker

A person who is poor at arguing, by resorting to saying absolutely anything they think could be a valid point but it turns out to be irrelevant or 'waffle'

Tom, that has no relevance to this argument you waffling wanker!

by PICKLE_RIIICK October 06, 2023