When a gay mugger is robbing a handsome bitch he holds the gun to his head while eating his delicious ass.
I was hittin’ up one of these phat mofos he was so fine so I slammed him down for a Memphis Tossed Salad
by RingedHog February 12, 2023

by Sal the dryer washer October 6, 2025

Giving someone a task only to sabotage their ability to complete it while still expecting them to like asking someone to drive you somewhere but you've already removed and discarded their spark plugs.
"How are we supposed to keep inventory with software that's incomplete?" "We're not. Management has been tossing the spark plug"
by Trevor Wolfe July 8, 2019

by werewolf1 January 19, 2009

So I was tossing the "side" salad last night and what do you know, Wizard of Oz came on the TV right after.
by Obama4life June 20, 2018

Dude 1: Did you see Lily toss the fat last night?
Dude 2: No I missed that!
Dude 1: Yah she was really drunk.
Dude 2: No I missed that!
Dude 1: Yah she was really drunk.
by Josh not from Mythical Kitchen January 25, 2024

What many people call POS politician in Georgia who sucks up idiots' money from other states in Georgia...Jon Toss off.
Holy shot what the fuck is that? Tossoff.
Holy shot what the fuck is that? Tossoff.
by POd expat December 8, 2020
