Meating Around

The act of swinging your penis around in a circular motion

Jeff: I heard Jake likes meating around
Nathan: I love meating around too! Is it weird?
Jeff: ....

by Bobbo Bobbie July 21, 2017

think meat

Your brain.

Dont stick your finger to far up your nose or you will tickle your think meat.

by Rock Reef February 8, 2018

Slappy Meat

Prison Game-take turns slapping one another dicks together until someone gets injured or quits. If you have lil feet don't play slappy meat..
If you nut you lose..and your probably gay.

I wanted dudes cake so I challenged him to a Slappy Meat duel. I slapped his meat so hard he got cancer..

by House Corrothers January 7, 2014

meat beatation

The act of beating your own or someone else's meat. Meat being penis meat.

Meat Beatation was taking place in the bathroom stall.

by Bigbrownnigger420 January 19, 2018

Meat Cereal

The dried kibble food made of meat that you feed to dogs or cats.

Aw crap, my cat is out of meat cereal, now what will I feed him? He's going to scratch up my couch for sure.

by Iainbonics December 30, 2010

Spent Meat

The limp, flaccid (and often dripping) flesh-like extremity protruding off of my man's mid-section after completed the horizontal Mambo. Which, is often proceeded by the Two-Finger Taco Tango.

Mr. Beagleman always gives my man's Spent Meat a lick.

by Two-Hands December 5, 2010

Meat Sick

The common illness of slutty girls. When you take too much dick in too short of time and your body starts shutting down and rejecting anything that resembles a dick, including meat. Commonly known as dick sick.

Dude 1: "Broooo, have you seen Brooklyn since the orgy??
Dude 2: "Nahhh dude, but I saw she was getting pegged like a pin cushion"
Dude 1: " Yea broski, she's totally Meat Sick... She can't even look at a cucumber"

by SplumCannon2000 October 12, 2016