Hot jerk

Verb: After one returns from being outside in the cold, one then proceeds to run their hands under scalding hot water, and then begins to masturbate

Dude, after I shoveled the snow I rewarded myself with a hot jerk

by Zacharees73 February 10, 2015

Hot to Not Ratio

"Hot to Not Ratio" is the ration of hot girls to not hot girls.

If you're in a club/bar and there are one or two smoking hot girls, but the rest are dogs, then the "Hot to Not Ratio" is quite low.

But if you're in a club/bar and there are many hot girls around and only a few mingers, then the "Hot to Not Ratio" is quite high.

What you want is a high "Hot to Not Ratio"

by resolS December 15, 2009

Hot Spitting

The act of bending over and spraying warm diarrhea directly from your anus. Uncontrollable spray diarrhea.

Karen was in the middle of her morning run when she dropped her pants and began hot spitting in the park.

by KylieNykol October 3, 2020

Hot Rafa

The act of eating a Taco Bell taco, then running to the bathroom and defecating in the top tank of the toilet. Then running back to your boyfriend/girlfriend and rubbing your ass on their face.

Mike: What did you do last night?
Paul: My girlfriend fell asleep and I Hot Rafa’d her.

by Guac Baguette September 29, 2019

Hot grill

An endearing name for your girl friends to compliment them, supstitute for "girl"

*Girl to girl*
Wow look at that hot grill

Also used as
You're my BB grill

by The hottest BB grill March 31, 2017

Hot Rodger

To take a dump. Deficate. Office slang in honor of a coworker who is know for making his "daily deposit" at work.

example: I had to go make a hot rodger.

by bryophyte March 7, 2005

Hot Fudge

When you take a steamy shower and right after without drying off take a shit and the steam comes off the shit and up from the toilet.

What’s all this steam? Oh it’s jus from my Hot Fudge

by ThotDaddy69 February 9, 2019