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Train Car

A small portion of a train. People may hang out there and have a drink together, but escape is futile. There will always be something (or someone) trying to keep you inside of the train car.
"Right as I got out of the Train Car, that she-witch brought me right back!"
by FancyFlamingo August 3, 2020
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brochure training

The process by which training is provided en masse, in a brochure format. With key information missing for those who are on the frontline and responsible for servicing the customer.
Customer: Hi, could you assist me in generating a report from (insert any software here)? I have been trying for hours and can't get the reports to work.

Call Centre person: Sure, (reads from page 3 of the brochure), after brochure training. The same brochure the client has.

Customer: I did that but nothing happens.

Call Centre person: I am sorry, you will need to contact your IT guy to fix your computer.

Customer: @*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*!!!!!

Poor customer had an older version of Adobe Reader which was not compatible with the software.
by thisisnuts January 27, 2013
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Baby-Train

Having a very high number of children, two children can be very expensive to raise in today's world/economy, but some people have more than 4. This wasn't a big deal in the baby boom post WWII, when we had a population decrease. But in today's economy, and with our overpopulation, it's a really bad move, unless said person is Richie Rich/Daddy Warbucks. Most parents of these baby trains don't exactly look the part of someone who can offer these children a very good quality of life (at least, not THAT many kids..)

The term "Baby Train" refers to the appearance of the parents walking down the street followed in a single-file line up by several kids (or following behind several kids), giving the appearance of a train towing cars. If they're pregnant while having a ton of kids, it is sometimes referred to as the "caboose" for being the last one (in theory) in the line up of "train cars".

It is questionable if these people are ever NOT pregnant, like half the kids were conceived in the delivery room or something. Also theorized that some children are "expendable" in case poor parenting or a freak accident results in the loss of one, they would have a replacement, so to speak.
*sees a parent pushing a double-stroller, with four kids tagging behind, and one in her arms* "Holy baby-train!"
by BJ Blaskowitsch September 30, 2012
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The Paddy Train

Name given to a drunken Irishman or man who goes by the name of 'Patrick' when trying to converse with females on a night out. Also known as Paddy's Lemon Party adventure
"where has paddy gone?"
"he's over there trying to get girls aboard The Paddy Train"
by Kcholey November 9, 2012
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Message Train

When you form a chat-like conversation over the email or resend email messages by replying again and again to the same message and you have a long train of emails or messages attached. Also known as a Email thread or Email Train. This can also occur if you are texting back and forth and have a long message train.
Wow.. look at this Message train we have going. It goes back 10 messages. or Dude! I have a message train of about 50 on my iphone!
by peapod90254 July 13, 2013
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dying train

when a obese person runs out of energy and wheezes like a train whistle
damn foo,that fatass cory is looking like a dying train after the gym run.
by Cory Sanders September 14, 2013
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Dangle Train

A sick performance in hockey where one dangles multiple times in a row
Steven Stamkos went dangle train on those benders.
by Dirtydangles231 May 23, 2012
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