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mental stalking

The act of obsessively thinking about or fantasising about your crush; whether you aren't with the person, are with the person or was with the person(i.e. your ex). It is the result of uncontrolled attraction. Symptoms of this little recognized, little respected but dangerous phenomenon includes but are not limited to:

a) Writing down the object of your attraction's name over and over again.
b) Constantly daydreaming about what it's like to be with your crush.
c) Obsessively planning or thinking of possible future events (first kiss, first date, wedding, number of kids, etc).
d) Constantly thinking about the possible reignition of a past flame long after a break up.
e) "He loves me, he loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not."
Girl: " I can't stop thinking about him. Like, omg he is sooooooo cute. I think our babies will be cute. I hope me and his mom get along. I'm sure he's the one." *sigh* with a smile while looking upward.

Girl's rational friend: "Ummm okay Cindy, first of all you barely know him. Secondly, you're setting yourself up for all kinds of emotional distress when things don't happen the way you obsess about it."

Girl: "Can't a girl dream?"

Girl's rational friend: "Sure, but what you're doing is not dreaming, it's mental stalking."
by zaista August 27, 2013
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Monk Mentality

The mentality one has to use to win low elo league of legends games.
Ogima starting using the "monk mentality" to win his lane and carry the game.
by Ogima October 30, 2023
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Dow Mentality

When a person or group only move up through a business through snitching and making others look bad for no reason.
Worker 1 - Man that guy from down the hall is an asshole, im tired of his Dow Mentality.

Worker 2 - He is always trying to get people in trouble even when they didn't do anything, just so he can try to look better to the bosses.

Worker 1 - I hope he gets fired soon for false reports.
by Ender Bacon October 14, 2022
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Mental Orgasm

When Something Is So Hot It Makes You Want To Orgasm.
OMG MAXN JOHNSON GIVES ME MENTAL ORGASM
by lilpeepsgirl January 17, 2021
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Mental Internet

the suffering from the Alt in Alter Ego by getting crushed by an excavator
Chihiro has problems from Mental Internet
by Armadillo Stomach November 16, 2021
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Mental doom

Loosing your self confidence,motivation after a serious of unfortunate events and treating yourself badly until commiting rage quit from life.
My gf broke up with me, my collage broke up with me, my friend broke up with me. I feel like I am in mental doom
by Azagth February 22, 2020
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