Wall Kid

A “wall kid” is a term that originates from Eden Prairie, Minnesota. There is no actual wall, the term refers to railings overlooking New Commons. There are four railings, one for Freshman, Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors. People who stand at these “walls” are called Wall Kids. They go to the walls before school starts, during lunch, and in between classes. To be a wall kid, you can be blonde, you can be rich, you can play football (some baseball players are wall kids, but it’s not a rite of passage), or you can be on drugs and drink hella alcohol (in a “cool” way though, not such a drug addict that you are shooting heroin in the bathrooms, ODing in the halls, or are a frequent user of the sex staircase). It also has to be mentioned that you have to be really hot for people to even consider you a wall kid. Some girls are NOT hot, but if you’re blonde and friends some of the girl wall kids, you’re in. Some ugly guys hang around the walls, too, but they also are probably friends with a wall kid, and the others are probably irritated that someone ugly is by their precious wall. Popular incoming freshman will know that they will become wall kids, and on the first day of school will run to the freshman wall. Wall kids will go to Homecoming and Prom together, throw raging parties, and be guaranteed a spot at a good college (no ivies, none of them are all that smart). Wall kids are the highest rank of social status at Eden Prairie High School.

Girl 1: I really like this one guy. He’s super hot.

Girl 2: There’s no way you could date him, he’s a fucking wall kid.

Guy 1: Are you gonna play football this summer?
Guy 2: Yea, all my friends do it.
Guy 1: you mean all the wall kids.

Girl 1: Goddamn it, all these wall kids are crowding the hall way.

Girl 2: I know!

by Hey, man May 17, 2019

Sushi kid

A wimpy child fish inside a seaweed roll with rice. This sushi is usually a lot worse than regular sushi. This sushi is usually eaten in less populated areas with limited food. Many reviews gave it 1 star.

Sushi kid is the worst sushi I've ever had. No wonder it has bad reviews

by Boodle boi March 5, 2021

Kid Toucher

A human who is usually of the male gender that touches kids at an uncomfortable or offensive level.

Usually named Antonio, and the victim is usually named Josh.

Antonio is such a kid toucher, he touched Josh

by jesuschristisaliveholycrap October 31, 2022

Oppressor kid

A kid who relies on his oppressor for pvp but in reality he has no pvp skills at all and a oppressor kid also kills and griefs for no apparent reason

Oh you see him he destroyed all of my cargo with a oppressor he such a oppressor kid

by Oppressor kid dictionary January 19, 2021

Cheap Kid

A guy formally known as Andrew but is refered to as "Cheap Kid" because of the things he does. Also known as alien because of his long fingers and desire to probe guys from the ass

Hey remember that guy Andrew? He keeps taking my fries without even asking

"I'm rich because i'm cheap." - Andrew

by zeeeeee March 7, 2005

columbine kid

A kid who has the potential to become a school shooter. Usually socially outcast and depressed.

Dan has no friends and people make fun of him all the time. He may become a Columbine Kid.

by Drew24592 May 15, 2005

90s Kid

Someone stuck in the 90s, a few of them not being from the 90s but into 90s shows and culture. Most 90s kids did grow up in the 90s but don't realize half the stuff they 'remember' is stuff kids from the 2000s also remember. They're stuck in a decade and won't let go of it, for better or worst. Most 90s Kids say everything in the 2000s suck because it wasn't from their generation, and most of the time they haven't even watched said shows that 'suck' without giving any backup to why except it not being from their decade.

Regular Kid: God I really like Regular Show and Penguins of Madagascar.

90s Kid: Those shows suck!

Regular Kid: Have you ever seen them?

90s Kid: No, I haven't, they won't be as good as anything from the 90s.

Regular Kid: Then how do you know they suck?

90s Kid: ....

by GreyNeon July 30, 2011