The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.
Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.
What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.
Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.
What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.
Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.
by Darkuhole January 9, 2014

by soto capo October 17, 2008

C Money was tube-churching K-Raw last night when Dude Baby was beating up his girlfriend, God Warrior Baby.
by god warrior baby November 3, 2010

by OOF GOD 6000 May 20, 2019

by youngjok April 26, 2013

by sweatermuffins November 30, 2009

Super gluing a floor and wheels to the bottom of an innertube, tying it to the back of a truck, and riding in it.
by Blaze7071 April 2, 2010
