Bat and trap is an ancient English ball game related to cricket and played at country pubs in the county of Kent.
by left5eye October 18, 2008
Get the bat and trap mug.slang phrase for male homosexual activity(ies) on the golf course; comes from an excuse made by 2 males to get away from the other members of a golfing foursome
by cromag cousin July 25, 2007
Get the rake the trap mug.The act of attempting to smack/hit the light switch as to avoid eye contact while participation in the sexual position known as ‘missionary’, but since you are locked in a perpetual state of kissing and smacking, you are forced to awkwardly look away at other objects around the room while trying to maintain an erection.
Yeah dude, last night I was banging this hot chick, but then I had to bail since I got into the missionary trap, my dick went limp almost immediately!
by Pleaseendme January 20, 2019
Get the The missionary trap mug.women who play men on a daily basis when THEY KNOW something about you such as
1. you having a big dick (or wide, no one hating on you)
2. good motion in the ocean
3. you having a lot of money
4. you being a simp
basically they use some of these examples
1. laughs at ALL your jokes
2. tries to steer a conversation into something sexual
3. tries to steer a game into something sexual
4. agrees to everything you agree to
etc.
Now don't get me wrong, sometimes a female may actually just like you BUT its hard to spot a hoe
P.S. ON RARE OCCASIONS DO MEN UTILIZE THE VELVET TRAP.
1. you having a big dick (or wide, no one hating on you)
2. good motion in the ocean
3. you having a lot of money
4. you being a simp
basically they use some of these examples
1. laughs at ALL your jokes
2. tries to steer a conversation into something sexual
3. tries to steer a game into something sexual
4. agrees to everything you agree to
etc.
Now don't get me wrong, sometimes a female may actually just like you BUT its hard to spot a hoe
P.S. ON RARE OCCASIONS DO MEN UTILIZE THE VELVET TRAP.
boy 1- my nigga i almost fell for that velvet trap
boy 2 - really? what happened?
boy 1 - this girl said she would suck my dick for a hunnid dollas!
boy 2 - damn did you do it?
boy 1 - hell nah! i got some top and ran nigga!
boy 2 - really? what happened?
boy 1 - this girl said she would suck my dick for a hunnid dollas!
boy 2 - damn did you do it?
boy 1 - hell nah! i got some top and ran nigga!
by LosTSoulS December 14, 2016
Get the velvet trap mug.A voluntary paralysis caused by a tightening of the butt cheeks to prevent defecation.
Standing perfectly still while holding it in so you don't shit yourself.
Standing perfectly still while holding it in so you don't shit yourself.
Caught in a chat-trap, Adam spent the next painful 30 seconds on the stairs clenching and plotting his next move.
After unsuccessfully chat-trapping on the dance floor, Eve would not be able to return the slacks she purchased only the day before.
After unsuccessfully chat-trapping on the dance floor, Eve would not be able to return the slacks she purchased only the day before.
by Spicy Hamburger April 17, 2009
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Get the trap job mug.RUNNING THE STREETS SLANGING DOPE THE TRAP DEMON ONLY CHOOSES ONE PERSON AND IF YOU DIE OR GO TO JAIL THE DEMON LEAVES AND NEVER CHOOSES YOU AGAIN
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