Seattle Steamer

A Seattle Steamer is when you live in a space with multiple people and only one toliet. If one person is already sitting on toliet and a second person has to move their bowel urgently, that person can sit on the lap of the current occupant of the toliet and commence to poop.

Hurry up and finish pooping otherwise you ar gonna get a Seattle Steamer

by pedalsteel May 27, 2024

Barnet Steamer

When you jizz into a shot glass, microwave it, and pour it on a womans chest or back typically causing a burn.

Girl 1: My boyfriend was drunk last night and convinced me to let him do a barnet steamer

Girl 2: what the fuck

by RunningWithAnErection October 28, 2025

Pumpkin Patch Steamer

When you surround yourself in a hot tub with a group of redheads within 2 hours of taking them for some Live Más.

It was a chilly fall day - the perfect occasion for a grande supreme chalupa, 78 soft shell tacos, some fire sauce, and a pumpkin patch steamer.

by Papa Smurphy November 13, 2025

Salt Lake Steamer

When a homeless man picks a fight with a state worker, then proceeds to shit in the entryway of the tax building to assert dominance.

Yo! Did you hear about the hobo that gave Trevor a Salt Lake Steamer the other day?

by JoeMama7717 December 11, 2025

Cleveland Steamer

When you beat your kids black and blue because because their retarded

Dad gave me a Cleveland Steamer getting off the short bus

by FrostyDaDopeMan February 16, 2024

Chase Steamer

The act of someone named Chase taking a large shit while cleansing their body in the shower. Can be done single, or with a partner.

I just took a Chase Steamer with my girlfriend, she kept complaining about the smell.

by Big Johnson-69 February 24, 2024

avon lake steamer

When your very expensive French Bulldog takes a hot dump directly on your Roomba.

God damnit Kevin! Again with the Avon Lake Steamer??

by rjc1988 March 7, 2024