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black man on the can 

Basically, a joking taunt yelled when white students realize the black guy in their dormatory is inhabiting a bathroom stall.
(walks into the bathroom) Black man on the can!

man under the umbrella 

D's man under the umbrealla is gigantic
man under the umbrella by Alan October 14, 2003

last man on the life boat 

One of the more difficult "trick" shitting to pull off. requires a bit of planning..layer a few pieces of TP and see how many mini deuces you can land in her before it sinks to the bottom of the komode.

bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"
"we need more 2 ply i can't keep the last man on the life boat. this charmin is bullshit!"

old man and the sea 

A beautiful novella by Ernest Hemmingway that describes the trials of an old fisherman who goes out too far and catches the biggest fish he's ever seen. They say there are refernces to Christ in it.
Old Man and the Sea was a pretty fucking good book

The Dirty Milk Man 

when a boy is recieving a blow job, the odd man out ejaculates all over the girls back, unsespectedly, to create the illusion of delivering dirty milk.
Derek is getting head, and Paul cums all over the girls back, thereby creating The Dirty Milk Man.
The Dirty Milk Man by Tedwin December 27, 2007

man of the sea 

Some loser, usually a middle-age caucasian male, who sits in his bathtub in a raincoat while listening to the Pirates of the Carribean soundtrack and playing with toy boats.
"Man of the sea, open up! I need to use the bathroom!"
"Can I stay in here?"
"What? Are you gay?"
"I'll promise not to look."
"Alright, but if you reach over, you better be touching the radio and not me."
man of the sea by Anonymous June 24, 2003