When you and your sexual partner break into a Taco Bell and participate in violet acts of sodomy using the taco ingredients then later putting the ingredients back to be eaten by people the next day.
"Me and Stacy are gonna head up to Taco Bell tonight to participate in a Colorado Bean Jump with her parents."
Tim's hoe slowly poured a Baja Blast on his penis during the Colorado Bean Jump.
Tim's hoe slowly poured a Baja Blast on his penis during the Colorado Bean Jump.
by Bean Duncan November 3, 2017
Get the Colorado Bean Jumpmug. Similar to jumping the grenade whereby your wing man distracts the unattractive friend so you can hit on the attractive one, only in this case the unattractive friend is severely mentally and/or physically handicapped.
His wing man, valiantly jumping the plasma grenade, endured drool and stiff upper limbs so that he could chat up her caregiver.
by Yabadass June 12, 2013
Get the jumping the plasma grenademug. A usage of the famous street wear slang Gucci to indicate that a situation or problem is sorted or will be sorted to perfection and that one may throw away all their worries and enjoy.
Tom : "I can't take it anymore man"
Joe: "It's okay I stole some cash"
Tom: "Really? "
Joe : "Yeah, Gucci Baby Jump!"
Joe: "It's okay I stole some cash"
Tom: "Really? "
Joe : "Yeah, Gucci Baby Jump!"
by guccishadesnohat May 8, 2019
Get the Gucci Baby Jumpmug. A crude yet surprisingly effective method of contraception in which a male ejaculates into a female and makes her do jumping jacks afterward until all of the semen has exited her body
by JackOffAllTrades95 June 1, 2019
Get the dump n jumpmug. by Crill March 9, 2020
Get the Double jump nutmug. Another name for a hidden shortcut in a forest/city/cave/race track/etc that for the longest time lays undiscovered, but once someone finds it, word gets around and everyone will try to use it as well, with varying levels of success.
The name comes from a fabled exploit in Mario Kart 64, when playing Rainbow Road, turn and jump just as you start down the first ramp, and if done right, you'll skip a huge portion of the track
The name comes from a fabled exploit in Mario Kart 64, when playing Rainbow Road, turn and jump just as you start down the first ramp, and if done right, you'll skip a huge portion of the track
Guy 1: There's gotta be a faster way out of this forest!
Guy 2: Follow me, there's a double R jump just up the road, we'll use that!
Guy 2: Follow me, there's a double R jump just up the road, we'll use that!
by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018
Get the Double R Jumpmug. When a women gets a running start from the kitchen, down the hallway to a designated white line at the threshold of the bedroom. At that point the lady long jumps towards the bed to a waiting, unprotected, fully erect penis. 3-27 seconds later.....
by AlvardolovesHanrahan October 2, 2017
Get the creampie long jumpmug.