grass

When grass

Person 1:Yooo
Person 2:grass

by this_isnowtaken January 1, 2021

Touch grass

An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home

His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.

by GG1000 April 9, 2022

The Grass

extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration,.

Jeff s definitely the grass.

by Keeffe November 13, 2024

grass

something you should touch

A: wow i think i might be a they/them

B: go touch some grass

by marvellous*may August 1, 2023

Touch Grass

When you play too much FIFA

MIke J is constantly online on FIFA 22 he needs to touch grass in my opinion ONG.

by heyM0CHI June 6, 2022

Laying like a dildo in the grass

To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water

“He was fast asleep on the roof, laying like a dildo in the grass”

by Rogersbae September 20, 2025

growing grass

typically used in asian culture where the letter ‘w’ is used to express laughter (somewhat like lmao/lol) when used a lot (wwwwwww) the ‘w’ together look like grass. So if one were to post something funny, one could say that said post would ‘grow grass’

HAHA THAT POST IS SO FUNNY ITS GROWING GRASS

by P216H August 1, 2021