burnt bacon

What you get when you put a slice of bacon in the microwave for 24 hours straight.

I wanted some bacon, so i put that shit in the microwave for 24 hours. Any ya know what? when i came back it was burnt bacon. Fuck.

by jOrg! December 25, 2005

bacon strips

Skid marks left behind when you don't wipe properly afet taking a dump.

My ex-boyfriend was a total slob; every time I washed his drawers, I found bacon strips along the back!

by Shawn B. March 29, 2003

bum bacon

a bum that has not been washed for over a week, so it is sweaty like bacon grease.

i have well bad bum bacon today

by mchyporoob November 17, 2007

Hairy Bacon

The hairy flaps of a lady garden

She had hairy bacon!

by Oakum April 01, 2009

street bacon

Due to the crappy dollar, politicians are now using whatever they can as bribes for votes. Since then, we've seen an explosion of street bacon in certain urban areas.

Hillary Clinton needed PA votes so she sent her peeps to Philly to hand out street bacon for support.

by Gbauer April 30, 2008

bacon roll

word that can be used for vagina

"let my see your bacon roll"

"let me stick my sausage in your bacon roll"

"would u like some mayonaise with that bacon roll?"

by katie adderley June 13, 2006

Bacon Rape

To rape someone when they least expect it.

Bob: OHAY, THURR. BACON RAPEEE!!!

sally: SOB.

by GmanFanPanGanScanner December 03, 2009