by Pookiey January 12, 2011
Get the Captain Muff Berriesmug. A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.
by silent bob! October 25, 2018
Get the Muff cabbage Mommymug. Derek: That Ryan J. kid look at him hes such a... a.... Muff Cabbage
Mike: Well put, i don't think there is any other word
Mike: Well put, i don't think there is any other word
by jivestturkey August 25, 2011
Get the Muff Cabbagemug. by Damien Cockburn October 18, 2010
Get the muff cabbagemug. by The big ideaR October 7, 2011
Get the Muff cabbagemug. MUFF MONOPOLY: when a man takes viagra and goes out and fucks as many whores in one night as possible. The price of the whore depends on the area in which they are found, a high priced area or a shithole. many sexual acts are allowed in muff monopoly, for the males pleasure and the whores agony. killing the whores after is allowed and 1 whore may be counted as 2 if the kill is gruesome enough. example: something very sick such as making an incision in the stomach and then using his erection; stab inside the whole until the whore dies.
a man goes out and has sexual intercourse withwhores, as many as possible= muff monopoly. he then may want to alaskan pipeline her or give her a strawberry cheesecake. whoever scores with the most whores in one night session wins.
by bumbutcher January 18, 2010
Get the muff monopolymug. by Dr.OrangeCola March 3, 2011
Get the Muff Cabbagemug.