one day a 16-year-old boy called Jamie, claims to not have wanked for decades, yet when he stumbles upon a delectable girl by the name of Jessica Barnes. He can no longer resist his primal instincts. He begins to get to know her, yet his nice, non-sexual nature raises suspicion. But after decades of not touching his penis, he proposes a deal with the young Jessica. Should she aid him in his quest to cum? or does she refuse to be his wanking warrior?
by pubes.com November 21, 2020
Get the jamie (on yubo)mug. 
by ____________{}{}{} June 13, 2020
Get the Jamiemug. by Malakai Willyams October 3, 2019
Get the Jamiemug. Jamie is often small, annoying and gets offended by everything. Jamie will always find something wrong with you at first and dislike you for that one reason but when you get to know her she will be nice to you. Most of them have IPhones
Me: Does anyone want something to eat ?
Jamie:( Shouts as loud as possible) MEEEEEEEEE I WILL HAVE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE
Jamie:( Shouts as loud as possible) MEEEEEEEEE I WILL HAVE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE
by Anonononononony1234 April 16, 2019
Get the Jamiemug. An endearing human being. Caring and considerate. Likes to please anybody and is always ready to lend a helping hand around the bins at the back of iceland. She claims its a massage parlour but the knocking on the door suggests its a knocking shop
Kendo "you met jamies maw?"
Niall "Aye she works dreams around those bins"
Kendo "Her fish fingers have been left out the freezers"
Niall "Aye she works dreams around those bins"
Kendo "Her fish fingers have been left out the freezers"
by TheEthernets May 8, 2018
Get the Jamies Mawmug. by Can't count to 10 May 18, 2023
Get the Jamiemug.