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Cyrus the Bear

Native to the Northern Virgina area, Cyrus the Bear is about 5 feet tall and is very aggressive. He is relatively smelly and eats large amounts of salmon. Cyrus escaped from the Zoo and dressed up as a human to attack retarded fish and pretty school girls that are easy to catch and eat. He enjoys rubbing against trees and smelling butts with his big Bear nose. He likes to drive a stick shift.

Survival Tips:
-Run; Cyrus the Bear is very slow do to his short fat legs.
-Throw a Textbook; Cyrus the Bear is normally afraid of anything that contains intellectual information.
-Guns are not effective; do to his thick fat hide guns will only slow him down, best bet is to throw a fish to distract him.

Fact; The only one to ever take down a Cyrus Bear was the mighty hunters Julian and Clark. It was a long battle, but victory was theirs. However after the battle Cyrus escaped and is still taking lives. Cyrus the Bear has been known to take on as many as 50 men at once. Julian and Clark are continuing their hunt for the King Cyrus Bear....
-"HOLLY SHIT!, Danny look out! There is a big Cyrus BEAR! RUN before Cyrus the Bear eats you!!!!

-You hear what happen to Erin? She was eaten by Cyrus the Bear after school!
by dangerousbob April 1, 2007
mugGet the Cyrus the Bearmug.

Teddy bear

by lovebymanyhatedbymost3 February 17, 2015
mugGet the Teddy bearmug.

bear shorts

Bear shorts appear when a guy (or a girl with hairy legs) shaves his lower legs, but leaves the top half above the knees hairy. Especially if said person has really thick leg hair.
Maggie's boyfriend ended up with bear shorts, 'cause after shaving his calves, he got scared and left the rest!
by OkayTomato April 28, 2006
mugGet the bear shortsmug.

Ten Bears

Instead of being ten men, you are ten bears which means you have the attributes of ten bears symbolising how hard you actually are!
Watch out shagger, that guy who is Ten Bears is coming over!
by philio_spesh_4 June 24, 2009
mugGet the Ten Bearsmug.

Budget Bear

I'm going into the pet shop to look at the budget bears.
by McMutt May 8, 2010
mugGet the Budget Bearmug.

hibernating bear

The act of taking a crap in the cistern of the toilet. The turd then hibernates for a couple of months before being broken down enough to emerge during flushing.
Person 1: OMG i just flushed the toilet and shit came out instead of water

Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks

Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore

Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever

Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle
by Nature Lover December 24, 2007
mugGet the hibernating bearmug.

Emi Bear

The most beautiful girl in the entire world, kind , loving thoughtful and caring. Sexy body smokin ass and very easy to please, but if you cross her you might get mauled to death she is a bear
Matt: Daym who is that

Bryan: Oh thats my Emi Bear
Matt: i pooped
by Butters0422 February 24, 2010
mugGet the Emi Bearmug.

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