Native to the Northern Virgina area, Cyrus the Bear is about 5 feet tall and is very aggressive. He is relatively smelly and eats large amounts of salmon. Cyrus escaped from the Zoo and dressed up as a human to attack retarded fish and pretty school girls that are easy to catch and eat. He enjoys rubbing against trees and smelling butts with his big Bear nose. He likes to drive a stick shift.
Survival Tips:
-Run; Cyrus the Bear is very slow do to his short fat legs.
-Throw a Textbook; Cyrus the Bear is normally afraid of anything that contains intellectual information.
-Guns are not effective; do to his thick fat hide guns will only slow him down, best bet is to throw a fish to distract him.
Fact; The only one to ever take down a Cyrus Bear was the mighty hunters Julian and Clark. It was a long battle, but victory was theirs. However after the battle Cyrus escaped and is still taking lives. Cyrus the Bear has been known to take on as many as 50 men at once. Julian and Clark are continuing their hunt for the King Cyrus Bear....
Survival Tips:
-Run; Cyrus the Bear is very slow do to his short fat legs.
-Throw a Textbook; Cyrus the Bear is normally afraid of anything that contains intellectual information.
-Guns are not effective; do to his thick fat hide guns will only slow him down, best bet is to throw a fish to distract him.
Fact; The only one to ever take down a Cyrus Bear was the mighty hunters Julian and Clark. It was a long battle, but victory was theirs. However after the battle Cyrus escaped and is still taking lives. Cyrus the Bear has been known to take on as many as 50 men at once. Julian and Clark are continuing their hunt for the King Cyrus Bear....
-"HOLLY SHIT!, Danny look out! There is a big Cyrus BEAR! RUN before Cyrus the Bear eats you!!!!
-You hear what happen to Erin? She was eaten by Cyrus the Bear after school!
-You hear what happen to Erin? She was eaten by Cyrus the Bear after school!
by dangerousbob April 1, 2007
Get the Cyrus the Bearmug. by lovebymanyhatedbymost3 February 17, 2015
Get the Teddy bearmug. Bear shorts appear when a guy (or a girl with hairy legs) shaves his lower legs, but leaves the top half above the knees hairy. Especially if said person has really thick leg hair.
Maggie's boyfriend ended up with bear shorts, 'cause after shaving his calves, he got scared and left the rest!
by OkayTomato April 28, 2006
Get the bear shortsmug. Instead of being ten men, you are ten bears which means you have the attributes of ten bears symbolising how hard you actually are!
by philio_spesh_4 June 24, 2009
Get the Ten Bearsmug. by McMutt May 8, 2010
Get the Budget Bearmug. The act of taking a crap in the cistern of the toilet. The turd then hibernates for a couple of months before being broken down enough to emerge during flushing.
Person 1: OMG i just flushed the toilet and shit came out instead of water
Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks
Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore
Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever
Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle
Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks
Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore
Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever
Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle
by Nature Lover December 24, 2007
Get the hibernating bearmug. The most beautiful girl in the entire world, kind , loving thoughtful and caring. Sexy body smokin ass and very easy to please, but if you cross her you might get mauled to death she is a bear
by Butters0422 February 24, 2010
Get the Emi Bearmug.