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american paintjob

When a girl gives a guy a handjob but with an American flag and he shoots out white fireworks and whispers "'Murica, fuck yeah" in her ear.
Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob last night.

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by WeebBDAndDankDudeUF August 17, 2017
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Undead american

The true way of defining people from undead desent for decades these people were oppressed by the american human race they were called sulred like the Z word or the W word (zombies,walkers) but no more of this tiriny from now on people from the human race should only use the word undead american if they want to aviod showing prejutice.
Tim: I like jim to bad he is a zombie

Pam: that is very racist of you Tim

Tim:sorry is there another word I can use that avoids prejutice

Pam:yes you can call him and people like him undead american
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American Dream

You can't spell American Dream without Eric Andre in the middle
Can't spell American Dream without Eric Andre in the middle- Eric Andre
by FrenchToast492 May 23, 2018
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the american cockrocket

A group of five or more american males fucking each other from behind until all the males are involved, thus creating a circle of enjoyment where every 15 seconds, each male takes turns groaning and cumming in their partners asshole.
The group of males had to take part in the American cockrocket in order to get into the sewing club.
by L0tionL0ver69 May 27, 2018
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American Politics

An inescapable pit of hell filled to the very brim with propaganda from two parties that are somehow more different from each other than polar opposites. During the Presidential Elections, this is where shit gets the worst for obvious reasons.
"American Politics suck ass. No words I throw at it can describe how shitty it is. I'm moving somewhere else. I don't want to see 'VoTe FoR dOnLd TrOp/Jo BdEn Or Go To HeLl' ads that I can't block when trying to enjoy some chill gaming content on YouTube. As long as you're on an American IP address, it's PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to get a break."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022
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American Spanish

American Spanish is used by Latinos/Latinas, Hispanics, and Mexicans who were born in the United States of America. It is commonly used among Californian's. The style was created by Robert R. Melendez and the Spanish translation for American Spanish is Español Americano. The style is simply American sayings on Google translate.
Dude: Hey bro, I'm going to see my family this weekend and they usually make fun of me for my Spanish.

Bro: Dude, just use American Spanish.

Dude: How do you use American Spanish?

Bro: Just use American sayings and translate them from English to Spanish on Google. It's that simple.

Dude: Thanks bro, that actually helps out!
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American Bastardo

A rich fucker that acts like they’re in England to assert and brag about the pure piles of cash they have lying around, and the 50 pound notes they wipe their asses with.
Lacey: “Anyone going out today?”
Hattie: “Yeah man, i’ll head over soon”
Oliver: “Your in America you american bastardo”
by Bojo183926 April 17, 2022
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