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A more inteligent way of saying i hate you with the passion a monkey has sex with. Said to people you really dislike.
God nicole i hate you with the inclination an ape has sex with. You don't have to be such a bitch
by Haley ann January 14, 2008
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APS

APS:

Angry Pretend Sleeper

An Angry Pretend Sleeper is someone who is attempting to and indeed pretending to sleep whilst a group of people are carrying in a social fashion and at a disruptive volume in the same room as or near to this person. In such a situation, the APS pretends to be asleep so as not to be perceived as a "party pooper", but is all the while exhausted, exasperated, and fuming, feeling increasingly bitter resentment towards those depriving them of rest. Eventually the APS will fall asleep out of pure mental and emotional exhaustion, but not before angrily and involuntarily eavesdropping on any number of pointless, unfunny drunken proclamations.
After noisily fiddling with the door lock for five minutes, the fellas finally burst into the living room back at the house, where they proceeded to have a nightcap and another hour or two of pleasant conversation and storytelling. About ten minutes in, the gentlemen realized that their friend and cohort Corey was sleeping on an air mattress a few feet away. Nevertheless, they continued their jovial gathering, as Corey quickly transitioned into full APS mode, never once breaking character.
by Josuv May 27, 2013
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Ape Iron

Ape Iron is a very overused and versatile term and as such has many definitions:

(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice

(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron

(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons

(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands
Ex: Want to go hunt some fags down at the queer bar?

nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)

Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons
by HapyCampr August 25, 2018
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ape

male version of a bop (always pussy eating)
lil man gets with anybodyyyy that right there is an apeeee
by hsjavaaa January 22, 2024
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AP Art History

AP Art History (or APAH) is an advanced placement class that combines two of the most useless subjects. over the course of the year your head will be filled with the form-function-content-context etc etc of 250 required art pieces.
person 1: yo what'd you get on the last AP Art History test?
person 2: a 62%!! (<- this is actually good)
by LB_BB June 19, 2024
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Ape Gold!

Ape Gold! Is a version of the world gold! Whitch means very good! Ape Gold is even better! You don´t even have to think about if it is good or not! Its so good even an ape can understand that it is good!
I won 100 million dollars on the lottery its ape gold!
I´m currently dating a supermodel its ape gold!
by The Big Bear Bucket September 20, 2010
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Do AP Bio

To do AP Bio is to not do AP Bio.
Dave: g2g do AP Bio

Adrian: k
by Tegg Frensen September 16, 2012
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