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Tech disabled

State of someone who, on a temporary or permanent basis, has lost access to a modern means of communication.
I lost my mobile phone and my laptop, I'm tech disabled.

I'm planning a trip to the Gobi Desert, but I will be tech disabled there.
by Epsylon April 15, 2010
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techblock

When an electronic device is used as a shield from flirting. For example, when an opportunity occurs (eye contact, adjacent sitting), the potential person shifts attention to their gizmo (fiddling on an iPod, texting on cellphone, opening a netbook).
Paul: "Tom, why don't you say something to that cute redhead?"
Tom: "She already techblocked me when I looked over at her & smiled, then she whipped out her smartphone"
by infuzion July 20, 2010
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techierection

The term techierection originated in the Silicon Valley with the technology boom of 2010. This word describes the physical changes that arise in a man's genitals when he views internet pornography. When speaking strictly about sexual predators in the workplace, this term is used to describe the erection they achieve while fantasizing about other members within their organization.

Pronunciation: "tek-e-rek-shun"
Tom feels a techierection creeping on when he cyber stalks fellow employees and fantasizes about anal penetration.
by Sarah Sue 215 December 11, 2010
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tech dad

Someone who wears a tech company backpack, jeans, and either a tech company t-shirt, polo, or jacket. Middle-aged or has a mature air, often wears glasses. Often talks techie gadgets, computer science, startups, or more computer science. Usually very responsible.
Vivek always wears that one tech jacket--what a tech dad!
by techpro March 13, 2015
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tech snitch

A Peron or persons that use tech nology to entrap or tell on someone of there activities
Straight up tech snitch yo, yeah times we live in ain't that a shame.
by Stuntman underfunded June 13, 2016
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Techgasm

I had to change my pants after the new I phone came out because I had a massive techgasm.
by TheSupremeLeader December 3, 2016
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techidiot

You can't find a better person than this.
I am lucky to have a techidiot like you
by brew8858 May 24, 2017
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