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Math teacher

A Person that teaches pie, doesn't eat it.
Dad ate my homework cause my Math teacher said it had pie in it
by Meth teacher March 11, 2022
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Teacher

A type of human that gives your problems that you never had
Teacher(any name): John have you done your homework now fail highschool *laugh*
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Teacher

A type of human that gives your problems that you never had
Teacher are one of the worst thing to ever exist!
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Teacher

A type of living organism that gives you problems, issues, stress , anxiety, depression and etc

In some rare cases where the "Teacher" is very good it might actually help you and not give you any thing given
by Howisthisnotaname March 17, 2022
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That Vegan teacher

by CocoDoesStuff March 19, 2022
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Substitute Teacher Effect

When a struggling sports team fires their coach, and a new coach comes in and the team initially does really well.

Everyone is all smiles, the new coach tries new things, is fun and upbeat, and seemingly *changes the culture* so the team performs really well.....until they don't.

The few good games are due to excitement, and once the substitute teacher has to be a real teacher, fails spectacularly because he actually has to teach.
Boris: Oh fuck, you see how the new coach has turned this team around. I told you the old guy sucked.

Edgar: Meh, it is the Substitute Teacher Effect, come back to me in 3 months. Team is just playing well. New guy can't coach.

3 months later.....

Edgar: Team sucks, and coach looks really constipated.

Boris: Ya, you were right. Substitute Teacher Effect wins again.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
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English Teacher

An English teacher is a teacher who spends to much time ruining the lives of asian kids. English Teachers will most likely have favorites and there will always be this 1 person who the teacher will give the best grade. Middle School english teacher are a step higher they will not give a shit about how good your grammar they will give you a random grade depending on their mood and how much they like you. For some reason they will never give a hundred to anyone
SHe is the english teacher's favorite
by Star_Galaxy March 22, 2022
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