Dwight: "Colorado specialty -- Rocky Mountain Oysters"
Michael: "Wow, those do not taste like oysters."
Dwight: "That's because they're not Oysters. They're bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning!"
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Michael: "Wow, those do not taste like oysters."
Dwight: "That's because they're not Oysters. They're bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning!"
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by IronicMushroom October 31, 2015
Are we hoggin' tonight Johnson? Nah man, I'm Slaying Mountain Lions. Or preferably,"I'm Slay me a Mountain Lion."
by Phillus Green August 24, 2007
by CheeseLlama October 13, 2008
A huge mountain lion with a plaid shirt that lives in the hills and eats lots of dark meat and kills black,Indian tan folks
by mr E=mc2 January 02, 2008
the act of getting a males penis in the anus which can lead to poopy cock,swelling of the anus,or anal bleeding
by tjizzle31491 May 31, 2008
When someone pees in a mountain dew bottle and closes the lid tight then puts it back into the vending machine or in the bottom of the machine so it will be later picked up by some thirsty shopper extremely retarded person (most likely a polish person)
"Hot damn I found a free mountain dew someone left in the bottom of the machine!" "Oh my God THATS NOT SODA.... ITS PEE!!"
Friend: "Hah! you got a Mountain Dew Suprise!"
Friend: "Hah! you got a Mountain Dew Suprise!"
by Flipzomg July 29, 2008
Karen was feeling pretty confident after talking to the manager that she wanted a Mountain Dew creampie to celebrate
by Pussymoneyneed October 26, 2019