Spanking the ham

Female masturbation. AKA: flicking the bean, tossing the tuna salad

Clarice: I'm so tired today, I was up all night spanking the ham to salt bae
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now

by LushMops August 28, 2017

Ham Cannons

Of female anatomy: Overtly large breasts.

Mind that's girl's ham cannons, they'll have your eye out.

by Garry Barry December 18, 2015

ham candy

The hardened, spicy-sweet glaze that encases a honey baked ham. Often flakes off in chunks.

Uncle Junior, can you pass me a piece of ham candy? Mine must have fallen off.

by g.prime November 27, 2007

Ham Mafia

A great Team Fortress 2 group that helps people who need hams and has a good server.

Hey did you hear about how the ham mafia posted a new video of winning against the pan militia?

by BerriHM April 19, 2022

Hanging ham

(1)A term used to describe a female with exceptionally large labia.

(2) Noun. A fat pussy with massive fanny flaps

"Barry's mum was beautiful in her youth but now she's a proper hanging ham"

"I saw chantelle in the club the other day. She was looking radiant"

"She might be buff, but legend has it that she's got hanging ham"

by Charles the Bald August 20, 2008

Georgia Ham

Comes from the ghetto, probably Harlem.

Means watermelon. fasho.

Yo man get a slice of that Georgia Ham its delicious.
Yeah its sweet and pink just like Tasha.

You wanna liberate some Georgia Hams from the back of that guys truck over on the corner of 154th and Lenox?
Fashellians.

by Jason, TEH GB. September 22, 2004

Ham Sandwich

A Caucasian female that is less appetizing when compared to an exotic banquet.

Dave walked in to a fine Asian banquet, only to pull a Ham Sandwich out of the back pocket.

by Tower of power January 13, 2015